In January 2016 I met up with my cousin and his family in a small German village called Bad Windsheim. My cousin, Jim, was in the military and had lived there for about the past ten years or so. I stayed with him, his wife Babsi, and their two kids Jackie and Timmy. We did some sightseeing in the town center, went out to the countryside, went to Wurzburg, and also to Nuremberg. They made me the most amazing German breakfasts. Seriously, I don’t know how this country isn’t completely obese.